Monday, August 11, 2008

I'm gifted

Yes thats right...

A big screw you is in order to all the haters and doubters I've encountered in my intellectual journey towards complete cognitive domination!

Here's the results for those of you who doubt the synaptic power of my beautiful BRAIN!! -

Hey Scott!

You scored 140 on our IQ Test.


Your IQ Range is 130 - 140 and you are GIFTED.


Congratulations on completing our IQ test! Based on your answers to the test questions, your IQ is between 130 and 140.

IQ scores are based on a scale where a score of 100 is the average score. By scoring higher than 100, you have shown that you have a higher than average intelligence level. Your score range of 130 to 140 indicates that you are gifted, so again, congratulations are in order!

Your intelligence level can say a lot about how you approach life. By having a high score, you are someone who can face their challenges and often overcome them easily. You look at the world and are able to make sense of it by fitting together the pieces of the puzzle.


Thank you for taking our fun IQ test!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Not to pee in your punchbowl, but online IQ tests are 100% useless. There are only a few "real" IQ tests (Stanford-Binet, etc.) and you need to go to a testing center and pay ~$25 to take one of those.

Any shmuck can set up a website offering IQ tests and selling "genius" certificates (which is the real reason those sites exist). I once took an online IQ test and intentionally got every question wrong - and it still gave me a score of 80!

I don't doubt the synaptic power of your beautiful BRAIN, but I do doubt the worth of online IQ tests. If you really want to know your IQ, go take a real test. Alternately, if you don't care about your IQ enough to do that (and I sure as hell don't), the high-IQ society Mensa offers a free online test you can take to see if you'd be likely to qualify for membership (only 2% of the population qualifies).