Atleast hip-hop recording star Sean "P-Diddy" Combs agrees! In a tragic turn of events, P-Diddy has been forced to ground his private jet (which costs an estimated 200k per flight) and resort to flying first class on American Airlines. Folks, this is insane, we cannot allow this to spread any further. What would happen is Tom Cruise or John Travolta were forced to fly on a peasant cattle car like American, Southwest or Jet Blue?! I'll tell you what would happen, They would join the mile high club in the bathroom together. Seriously though, P-Diddy had a shout out for all his Saudi Arabian brothers and Sisters and "every other country that has oil" and asked, "please send me some free oil so I can fill up my jet." I encourage oil producing nations to fulfill this request. Please send P-Diddy a few barrels of crude oil so he can pump it right in the wing tanks of his multi-million dollar private jet. Once he has completely destroyed every filter, pump and fuel line in his engines from using crude oil instead of jet fuel, maybe he'll realize how much of a shit for brains he is acting like. Someone needs to take away his Pro-Activ solution.
P-Diddy on gas prices video
WON - 1ST WEEK AUG '96
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3 comments:
Why you hatin?
It hurts to know that P. Diddy resorted to first class... Damn.
I laughed my tits off at the "mile high" gag.
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