Saturday, October 4, 2008

Obama and Biden: Respect The Second Amendment!

Obama and Biden both have a track record of voting for harsher gun control which mainly affects lawful owners. To some people, this would seem like a good thing. Lets see what others have said about gun control...

Mao Tse Tung:
"All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party."


Adolf Hitler:
"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty. So let's not have any native militia or native police. German troops alone will bear the sole responsibility for the maintenance of law and order throughout the occupied Russian territories, and a system of military strong-points must be evolved to cover the entire occupied country."


Benito Mussolini:
“The measures adopted to restore public order are: First of all, the elimination of the so-called subversive elements. ... They were elements of disorder and subversion. On the morrow of each conflict I gave the categorical order to confiscate the largest possible number of weapons of every sort and kind. This confiscation, which continues with the utmost energy, has given satisfactory results.”


Admiral Yamamoto:
"You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." Advising Japan's military leaders of the futility of an invasion of the mainland United States because of the widespread availability of guns. It has been theorized that this was a major contributing factor in Japan's decision not to land on North America early in the war when they had vastly superior military strength. This delay gave our industrial infrastructure time to gear up for the conflict and was decisive in our later victory.


And others...

Patrick Henry:
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined...The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able might have a gun."


George Mason:
"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them."


Thomas Jefferson:
"The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed."


Ted Nugent:
"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic."


The Dalai Lama:
"If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."


John F. Kennedy:
"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom."

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Speaks Out About Government Corruption.

Chuck Norris was on the Alex Jones Radio Program today. Mr. Norris said he would like to walk down to the House Of Representatives and the Senate and choke every corrupt government official and throw them on a pile. With the power of Chuck Norris on our side, we can defeat all adversaries!



Part Two

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

We're in Deep Caca...

It seems that beginning October the first, Posse Comitatus will be overtly violated by the United States Army when they start patrolling America. Holy fucking shit... Did I slip in to the Twilight Zone? Is this really happening?

Read all about it here

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

HammerMccain, HammerObama, HammerChrist

Reprinted from A Myspace blog by Skip Skiffington, singer for many bands including The Tortured.

It should be apparent to anyone and to all that McCain and Obama will just be more of the same, no matter which one wins. McCain and Obama were both corrupted by the system. This is O.K. though, because we are all corrupt. America is still the greatest country in the world. The country, not the people.

I have always wanted to live through a depression. I know, be careful what you wish for. Well anyone who knows anything about anything should know, the stock market is rigged. As a numbers man, (a Virgo), and accountant, I have known this for a very long time. Don't put your money in the market, buy tangible assets, things that you can control. If you have money to waste, go to Las Vegas, and gamble. You'll have alot more fun.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Something To Chew On...

This is reprinted from my friend Erica's Myspace blog.

The following are quotes by George Orwell. They seem extremely poignant and timely, and a powerful reminder to ALWAYS question what your leaders are telling you.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.

If you have embraced a creed which appears to be free from the ordinary dirtiness of politics - a creed from which you yourself cannot expect to draw any material advantage - surely that proves that you are in the right?

In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible.

Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception.

Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

The war is on against the brainwashed conservative christians...

It seems that the young evangelicals are even more stupid and insipid than I once thought. For some reason they cannot see the potential disaster of John Mccain and Sarah Palin assuming the command of the United States. We must work to reeducate these morons or face certain doom. Do I have to begrudgingly vote for Barack Obama after all? To do my part to battle these fundamental christian fucktards? We'll see.

Read this, Unbelievable!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Cynthia Mckinney and Rosa Clemente - Green Party Candidates For President

I was pleased to learn that Cynthia Mckinney has been nominated as the Green Party's candidate for the 2008 presidential election. Cynthia Mckinney served 6 terms as a United States Representative in Georgia. In 2002, she became involved in 9/11 truth and continues to this day. She introduced articles of impeachment for George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Condolezza Rice. She advocated unsealing the records of the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. She is opposed to war with Iran and the Bush Doctrine of preemptive strikes. As President she would immediately remove all soldiers and contractors from Iraq and cut off war funding. From her history with 9/11 truth I believe that she would launch a new investigation in to the attacks of 9/11. She's my candidate. She doesn't have a chance in hell of winning, but I refuse to choose between the lesser of two evils.

Sarah Palin Talks Holy Wars...

Unfortunately not the excellent MEGADETH song either. I wonder if this woman can answer a question with a simple yes or no answer? I also wonder if she can not repeat the name of the interviewer 100,000 times during the course of the interview? It's very disturbing when she does that for some reason. Additionally, I wish she would not quote Abraham Lincoln because she only sounds like an idiot when doing so. All this talk about Holy Wars makes me want to head bang! I give all 3 or 4 of you...

HOLY WARS... THE PUNISHMENT DUE!

And will someone please tell Dave Elfson to put on a shirt for fucksake?!



Sarah Palin with Charles Gibson of ABC News talks of Holy Wars!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Actually investigate 9/11 for fucks sake!

Is 9/11 bound to just become another social pariah like the Kennedy Assassination? 9/11 truth is rising up strong and through their own independent investigations, they have pieced the puzzle together further than the 9/11 commission ever did. Will people still be split on their thoughts about what really happened on 9/11 37 years from now? Will they even care? If the coup d'etat continues in this country, we will probably not be allowed to question anything controversial and damaging to the government. The citizens of this country are the last and greatest check and balance against government corruption and tyranny. Our representatives in Washington, barring a few exceptions, are not going to hold anybody accountable for anything. The mainstream media is worthless. We must demand a real, official investigation in to 9/11 and demand justice for the victims and for the people who were directly effected by it. We must also investigate the crimes of the Bush Administration and the lies that led our country in to war and led to the deaths of thousands of our soldiers and citizens and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. I encourage anyone who reads this to do a little looking around. Watch Loose Change, watch 9/11 chronicles: Truth Rising and Endgame: Blueprint For Global Enslavement or Terrorstorm for free on google video. Educate yourself, they are setting a lethal trap for all of us and unless we wake up and wake others up, We're FUCKED!

Loose Change: Final Cut - Exposing the true perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks

9/11 Chronicles Part One: Truth Rising - Telling the stories of first responders of 9/11 and the growing 9/11 truth movement

Endgame: Blue Print For Global Enslavement - Telling the story of the plan for a one world government

Terrorstorm - Expose on government sponsored terrorism

The Money Masters - Telling the story of the creation of the Federal Reserve System and how it is destroying our nation and economy

Please take the time to watch brief segments or atleast one entire video!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Reigning Blood, from the lacerated skies...

Angel Of Death 2 (50%)
Hell Awaits 1 (25%)
Seasons In The Abyss 1 (25%)
War Ensemble 2 (50%)
Raining Blood 4 (100%)
Black Magic 2 (50%)

Reigning Blood IS the best Slayer song according to Me, You and the entire planet.
Reigning Blood is also the greatest song ever written, recorded and released in the history of mankind.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Guy crashes his motorcycle going 1/3 the speed of sound.. Atomic Road Rash and Death result

Wow...

I'll bet it looked like someone broke a glass jar of spagetti sauce on the floor!

R.I.P. you very brave yet insane man!

Read it here

Why I HATE the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)

It's not a part of the United States Government that works in the best interests of the citizens of America or the citizens of the entire world for that matter. There are countless cases that prove the aforementioned statement. Here are a few examples.

* Bayer injectable blood clotting drug called Factor VIII - In the 1980s, Bayer sold millions of dollars worth of this drug in Europe, Asia and Latin America knowing full well that it was tainted with the AIDS virus. The FDA assisted them in keeping the entire situation under wraps while Bayer continued to sell the drug!

Learn More Here

* Thiomersal preservative in vaccines and a link to Autism - The FDA continues to yell, scream and jump up and down that there is no harmful effects from this preservative made from MERCURY. They say there is not enough evidence to prove it, but is there enough evidence to disprove it? Are all these vaccinations really necessary? They recommend vaccinations for Influenza, multiple forms of Hepatitis and HPV for girls. The HPV vaccination has recently been linked in random illnesses and deaths in young girls. Some even say that the vaccination itself can cause cancer! The Flu vaccination has or atleast had Thiomersal in it at one time and of course there are a lot of complaints of people developing influenza after getting vaccinated for it. In much the same way that scientists can't say for certain that the microwaves emitted by cellphones do or do not cause cancer, we must assume that the safety of the alleged vaccines are similar. Going back to the Thiomersal issue and the FDA, I must ask rheorically... Isn't is a proven fact that heavy metals like Mercury and lead are dangerous when ingested, so how can you say that Thiomersal is safe? Amalgam dental fillings contain Mercury, studies were recently released saying that old fillings are potentially dangerous... But I thought that Mercury was safe for you!? You need a tooth filled? I urge you to get composite fillings!

* It takes them years to complete studies to approve drugs and procedures even when alot of times they end up approving things that are harmful anyway. My friend Jim is dying of cancer as we speak. He could benefit from technology invented by John Kanzius. Kanzius developed a machine that uses radio waves to pinpoint and destroy cancer cells without harming healthy tissue. The tests on laboratory rats were highly successful. Of course, because of the FDA, Human trials are still years away. The Inventor of the machine is a cancer patient and might not even be able to cure himself with it! Nazi Doctors performed horrendous medical experimentation on unwilling subjects but it's a fact that a huge wealth of medical knowledge was gained from German Nazi Doctors. Some of the greatest leaps in medical technology came from Nazi Doctors. Now before you all think I am totally insane, I think that some of what they did was wrong and evil, but why can't we perform human trials on terminally ill people if they are willing? Fucking FDA!

Learn about John Kanzius's cancer killing machine

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Gas Prices Are TOO HIGH!

Atleast hip-hop recording star Sean "P-Diddy" Combs agrees! In a tragic turn of events, P-Diddy has been forced to ground his private jet (which costs an estimated 200k per flight) and resort to flying first class on American Airlines. Folks, this is insane, we cannot allow this to spread any further. What would happen is Tom Cruise or John Travolta were forced to fly on a peasant cattle car like American, Southwest or Jet Blue?! I'll tell you what would happen, They would join the mile high club in the bathroom together. Seriously though, P-Diddy had a shout out for all his Saudi Arabian brothers and Sisters and "every other country that has oil" and asked, "please send me some free oil so I can fill up my jet." I encourage oil producing nations to fulfill this request. Please send P-Diddy a few barrels of crude oil so he can pump it right in the wing tanks of his multi-million dollar private jet. Once he has completely destroyed every filter, pump and fuel line in his engines from using crude oil instead of jet fuel, maybe he'll realize how much of a shit for brains he is acting like. Someone needs to take away his Pro-Activ solution.

P-Diddy on gas prices video

Friday, August 29, 2008

DB Cooper Hijacking Was The Greatest Heist Ever!

I already felt that way but ALL TWO of you decided in my highly scientific poll that DB Cooper's Heist tops them all!

I agree, thanks to the two people who voted in my poll!

Now I encourage you to vote on what song you think is the best Slayer song ever. While practically every Slayer song ever recorded is a heavy metal masterpiece, which one speaks to you? Which one makes YOU want to go chug a chalice of blood, scream SLAYER! at the top of your tar filled lungs while carving the famous runed S Slayer logo onto your arms before shooting yourself dead?! For me? That's every goddamned Slayer song, without the suicide part anyway...

Black Helicopters over Portland

Yes.. I'm afraid it's true. The Military is practicing "Urban Warfare Training" in Portland and Salem this week.

Why is this wrong? Here is a brief excerpt from Wikipedia on the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 -

* The Posse Comitatus Act is a United States federal law (18 U.S.C. § 1385) passed on June 16, 1878 after the end of Reconstruction. The Act prohibits most members of the federal uniformed services (the Army, Air Force, and State National Guard forces when such are called into federal service) from exercising nominally state law enforcement police or peace officer powers that maintain "law and order" on non-federal property (states, their counties and municipal divisions) in the former Confederate states.

* The statute generally prohibits federal military personnel and units of the United States National Guard under federal authority from acting in a law enforcement capacity within the United States, except where expressly authorized by the Constitution or Congress. The Coast Guard is exempt from the Posse Comitatus Act.

* The Posse Comitatus Act and the Insurrection Act substantially limit the powers of the federal government to use the military for law enforcement.

What are they training for? Policing urban streets? Seems to me that even practicing it in our fine city is a bit telling of things yet to come...

Our most dangerous adversaries aren't men in caves, they are men in nice suits with American flag buttons on their lapels.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Nikola Tesla... Snubbed Again

Nikola Tesla, arguably the greatest mind of the 20th century had a dream... He could be called the original environmentalist because of his concept for free, clean energy. Around the turn of the century, His Wardenclyffe Tower would have been just that, the wireless transmission of free electricity to the world. When his financier, J.P. Morgan found out Tesla's ultimate goal of free energy he pulled funding leaving Tesla no choice but to abandon his incomplete project. To add insult to injury, Marconi was given the Nobel Prize in 1909 for the invention of Radio, which Tesla clearly invented.

So now we fast forward to present day, to some assholes at Intel... The article praises Intel like they came up with some radical original concept for the wireless transmission of electricity. Nikola Tesla, given the shaft one more time in spite of his vital contributions to science and humanity...

Read the Yahoo Article regarding Intel here

Read about Nikola Tesla's Wireless Energy experiments here

Monday, August 18, 2008

Metallica Is Playing Portland!

Saturday November 1st, 2008 At the Rose Garden Arena...

I'm there dude...

Check Out One Of The New Songs Here!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Martial Law Is Declared In Arkansas Town.

As a response to rampant crime, the Mayor of a town in Arkansas has declared a 24 hour curfew. Worst yet, he believes it is his right to do it! And even worse than that, certain members of the community believe it's within his power as Mayor and it's a good thing!

It's unconstitutional and not within his mayoral power. Only the Governor can declare martial law and there are huge constraints put upon that (natural disaster, riots, terror attacks..etc). Usually the National Guard is called upon to set up and control the imposed martial law but instead, the Mayor armed his city Police with assault rifles to which he said was to protect them from the criminals who have automatic weapons. Whatever the case may be, it's illegal and those people are basically being held hostage.

Read more about it here

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

My Serenity Character Type... fuck yeah!

Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds
Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm.




Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) - 75%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)- 70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)- 65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)- 65%
River Tam (Stowaway)- 55%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) - 40%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)- 35%
Inara Serra (Companion)- 35%
Wash (Ship Pilot)- 30%
A Reaver (Cannibal)- 20%
Alliance- 20%



Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test

Monday, August 11, 2008

I'm gifted

Yes thats right...

A big screw you is in order to all the haters and doubters I've encountered in my intellectual journey towards complete cognitive domination!

Here's the results for those of you who doubt the synaptic power of my beautiful BRAIN!! -

Hey Scott!

You scored 140 on our IQ Test.


Your IQ Range is 130 - 140 and you are GIFTED.


Congratulations on completing our IQ test! Based on your answers to the test questions, your IQ is between 130 and 140.

IQ scores are based on a scale where a score of 100 is the average score. By scoring higher than 100, you have shown that you have a higher than average intelligence level. Your score range of 130 to 140 indicates that you are gifted, so again, congratulations are in order!

Your intelligence level can say a lot about how you approach life. By having a high score, you are someone who can face their challenges and often overcome them easily. You look at the world and are able to make sense of it by fitting together the pieces of the puzzle.


Thank you for taking our fun IQ test!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

U-Joints!!!

Wow... I had no idea that such a small part could make such a huge difference. My Toyota Truck made so much noise and vibrated so violently I thought all the fillings were going to fall right out of my teeth! Timmy, My Vietnamese Mechanic, installed them last Monday and my truck has never driven better! 400,000 Kilometers on it and running. In miles thats about 248,000! 22-RE motors will run forever. They are more like Terminators than engines. In the event of a nuclear war there will be nothing left but Cockroaches and Toyota Trucks with perfectly functioning 22-REs!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Swiss Particle Accelerator Goes Online September 10th... Could Destroy The Universe *yawn*

The Large Hadron Collider is going online very soon. It's supposed to mimic the conditions just after the Big Bang. This will be a giant leap forward for physics but some scientists think it could cause a catastrophe of extremely fucked up proportions!

There are two alternate theories of what negative consequences might ensue... It could create a tiny black hole which would proceed to destroy the Earth and quite possibly the entire Solar System. It could also create a particle which is called a Strangelet. A Strangelet produced by a particle accelerator is a hypothetical particle which, if it came in contact with ordinary matter, would turn it into Strange Matter in a chain reaction which is unstoppable and quick.

Of course there are scientists that say nothing will happen at all... There always are! I wonder if since I am already sort of strange if the Strangelet particle will turn me ordinary?

Yahoo Article (leaving out any hint of potential danger)

NY Times article regarding the lawsuit filed to prevent collider from opening

Saturday, August 2, 2008

The X-Files: I Want To Believe

When I heard that Chris Carter was going to release a new X-Files movie I felt lukewarm about it. For most of the series run, the show was incredible. In the end it wasn't very memorable to say the least.

But now we have this new film X-Files - I Want To Believe. I saw the preview for the film and assumed it was a continuation of the 'black oil' storyline. The black oil was a mysterious organic, extraterrestrial substance which was unearthed by a core sample in Antarctica. It entered living creatures through the skin and facilitated their assimilation and mind-control. I was never quite sure what it was exactly. X-Files - Fight The Future's storyline was about the black oil. I've never been a huge fan of X-Files stories about extraterrestrials or UFO's. I was pleased to find that the movie was about something entirely different.

SPOILER ALERT!!

This film takes it's idea from the two very real subjects of illegal organ trafficking and bizarre medical experiments. Mulder and Scully are recruited by the FBI to assist them with a psychic former priest who claims to have information about an abducted FBI agent. The psychic insists that the agent is still alive but in captivity and in grave danger. Mulder believes the priest while Scully is skeptical (imagine that). Mulder finds the compound and quickly realizes the dangerous situation he's gotten himself in to. The compound employs Russian doctors who are continuing the 1940s experiments of Sergei Brukhonenko and S. Tchetchuline. In actual fact, these doctors were able to attach a dog head to a heart-lung machine and keep head alive for a long period of time without a body. In the X-Files movie they are attempting the same thing except they are also attempting to reattach a human head onto another body. Experiments to reattach a severed head have been performed as well, on apes of course. The doctors were not able to restore any movement (the spinal cord had to be severed) and due to surgical limitations they were forced to attach the head on backwards. The ape survived the experiment but died a short time later.

I loved the X-Files episodes that dealt with bizarre human behavior so this film was right up my alley. If you're expecting Little Green Men then you'll be disappointed.

actual archive video of living dog head

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ready For The Zombie War?

If so, you can start the cleansing by shooting yourself!

Today I was listening to an interview with Ted Nugent (rock musician, avid ourdoorsman and gun rights activist) today on the Alex Jones Radio Program. He said that most people in America are apathetic about most things that really matter and keen on things that don't. I think he's absolutely correct. It's what the "American Dream" has turned everyone in to. Many people throughout the years and throughout the wars have gone to their graves to fight against tyranny and to help establish and maintain the American Dream. These days most media outlets are bought, paid for and are far more concerned with what celebrities are doing rather than what is really important. Everyone has a Gizmo to waste their time and rot their brain. These things have turned the American culture in to a brain dead heap of boneheaded Living Dead. I wonder if that's what film director George Romero was getting at with his horror movies. Dawn Of The Dead was intended to be a lash out at consumerism in our society.

- "Why do they come here?"
- "I don't know? A memory? Something they used to do?"
- "This was an important place in their lives."
(referring to a shopping mall)

"Thats why it's called the American Dream, because you've got to be asleep to believe it" - The Great George Carlin

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Walmart strikes again in the name of EVIL!

AC/DC has signed a deal which would make Walmart the EXCLUSIVE retailer authorized to sell their upcoming new album which is untitled at this time. HELLS BELLS! That's COLD HEARTED MAN! They sure do have BIG BALLS, I guess MONEY TALKS! I'd like to have been a FLY ON THE WALL of that DAMNED FUROR of a meeting. All I'm saying is that Walmart really has GOT YOU BY THE BALLS if you're an AC/DC fan! I will not buy that album COME HELL OR HIGHWATER! Walmart.. IF YOU WANT BLOOD, YOU GOT IT! You and your ALL SCREWED UP corporation is on a HIGHWAY TO HELL! You INJECT THE VENOM into hearts of the common man! I hope that this whole deal gets SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES! It's going to SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS when you find the fans will STAND UP against this LANDSLIDE of shit! It's like we are all getting KICKED IN THE TEETH by Angus and the guys! ARE YOU READY for the MELTDOWN? COME AND GET IT, IF YOU DARE! We can't stand for this people! This is a ROCK AND ROLL DAMNATION!

STUPID! STUPID STUPID!

The DB Cooper mystery continues...

DB Cooper, the 70's era airline hijacker who got away with $200k and pulled off the coolest fucking heist ever is in the headlines again. A man who lived in Depoe Bay on the Oregon Coast apparently confessed the crime to his two sons years ago with instructions that it not be revealed until after he had died. The article also alleges that the man also gave his two sons keys to a safe deposit box in Vancouver, British Columbia where the ransom money is hidden. Here is a composite FBI sketch alongside a picture of the man who claims to be DB Cooper -


DB cooper?


If it is revealed that this man is, in fact DB cooper, might I suggest exhuming the body and performing a thorough examination of this man's testicles? I just have to know if they are indeed made of fucking steel like I suspect!

Check out the KATU article here

Monday, July 28, 2008

Former Apollo Astronaut Says, "Fuck it! I'm old and I'm gonna die soon anyway.. Aliens are among us!"

A former Apollo Astronaut who walked on the moon for over 8 hours on Apollo 14 has stated that the Government has been withholding information about extraterrestrial life. DUH!!!!!

Watch this shit! This guy doesn't give a rip!

This is just so fucked on so many levels...

A man in custody in Multnomah County in Oregon (It's where I'm from, huuuraayyy!!) agreed to confess to a murder rap after the interrogators offered him a dinner of Chicken from KFC and Popeyes, Coleslaw, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, A slice of carrot cake and some Haggen Daz Ice Cream! It reminds me of the torture tactics I read about that were used by the Nazi SS during World War II. They would bring in a Concentration Camp Inmate who'd obviously been starved to near death. On a stove would be a large pot of stew which filled the room with a pleasant, irresistable odor. They would question the inmate and tell him that he could have the whole pot of stew if he gives them the information they are seeking. So... YES I am comparing Multnomah County prosecutors to Nazi SS Interrogators, Rightfully so if you ask me! It's really not that far of a stretch! When you combine that with the illegal wiretapping and other constitutional violations that have been carried out by the authorities in recent years, theres no telling whats coming. We all better build secret rooms in our attics and store some food. I think that any competent attorney could probably successfully defend this guy after all this. I am not saying I think the guy is innocent or should be exonerated for his crimes he confessed to, I just think the police should be more careful in their tactics.

Gulag confession

Saturday, July 26, 2008

A Tribute To The United States Government..

With few exceptions you are all a God forsaken clan of ...

The Answer to 1984 is 1776 - Alex Jones

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Much love to Willie Nelson...

Willie Nelson appeared on the first hour of the Alex Jones Radio Program on Wednesday. He agreed to have try to have a 9/11 Truth concert in New York on or around September 11th, 2008. The proceeds will go to the families of the victims and towards the heath care expenses of the first responders who were made sick from the toxic air. This will also give much needed exposure to 9/11 truth and also inform people about the governments plan to invade Iran in much the same meaningless way Iraq was invaded. Hopefully this event will be of such a magnitude that the media will not be able to ignore it like the Ron Paul Freedom March in Washington D.C.(district of criminals).

Willie Nelson, in addition to being a legendary music star has always looked after the needs of the less than fortunate. Farm Aid is a bright shining example of his tireless and selfless work for others. Thank you Willie Nelson!!!!

** Jesse Ventura also agreed to make an appearance! Thank you Jesse!

Read about this and other news here!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Lone Gunmen Episode Predicts 9/11 attack senario

View Clip Here

The Lone Gunmen was a spin-off of the X-Files. This episode originally aired March 4th, 2001 (6 months and 7 days before 9/11). It could be a strange coincidence but it sure is eerie.

It might be a good idea to get a handsfree (not bluetooth)

Cell Phone Dangers

Ghost Stories oooOOOOoooOOOooOOOOooo!!!

My best friend Ari called today and revealed to me that recently while he was in the thick of his adventure race ...in the middle of nowhere... He saw a naked man lurking in the woods! Ari wasn't the only person who saw this as others in his group questioned one another later if they'd seen the naked man. Immediately I suspected that it was probably an alien abductee that was dropped off in middle of the woods. Or maybe a hippie guy who decided to drop out of society and live naked in the woods. Ari has another explanation. He thinks that it was either a pervert jacking off in the woods, or maybe it was Matt (just kidding! sorry man couldn't resist!), or just maybe it was the spirit of someone!

I've known Ari over half my life and i've never known him to lie to me about anything. So I know that when he tells me he saw a naked man in the woods, I know he's not bullshitting me. We'll never know what it was.. Maybe.. JUST maybe it was the spirit of a naked man jacking off in the woods while watching the adventure racers! In my world, my sick twisted world, That's what it would've been.

Now I believe in fucking ghosts! I've had many experiences in the past that were too strange to ignore. The first situation I can remember happened when I was aged 9 or 10. My family was living uncomfortably in the barge on Neil street in Champaign. We had a dog named Smokey. Smokey suffered from seizures from time to time and it eventually got very bad. I remember waking up one morning to my Mother and Sister crying and I knew that Smokey had died. Smokey had a collar with a few metal tags which would jingle as he moved. For a long time after Smokey had died I distinctly heard the tags jingling throughout the house at night. Sometimes it would wake me up. Later when we got our new dog, Chuck, the jingling ceased immediately.

Occasionally, my good friend Daniel and I used to ride our bikes out to our friend's house late at night after we both got off work. We both worked at a music store which was near Neil and Springfield in Champaign. Our friend Brian lived way out in Urbana near Airport Road and High Cross Road. For those of you that might read this and not know the specifics... It's a long ass bike ride! We used to cut through a road that passed in front of Woodlawn Cemetery and behind Busey Woods in Urbana. There is arguably no spookier place in Champaign County at night than that stretch of road, Especially on bike! It really freaked Dan out to go that way. I used to intentionally ride through there to test my balls out. I even went and knocked on the huge mausoleum out front at midnight. I never saw shit. Although it always felt like I was being watched. Daniel claimed to have seen numerous ghosts as we rode through. Eventually he just flat out refused to go that way. We were both about 20 at the time and I always assumed he was fucking with me. Recently I asked him if he honestly saw ghosts out there and he reconfirmed that he did. A few people I know have claimed to have seen the "Blue Man Ghost" out there. My old boss at the music store claimed to have seen it up close. Years ago they found a body of a young man in Busey Woods with no apparent cause of death. Could he have seen the Blue Man Ghost and just died of fright after shitting himself? Or visa versa? I dropped acid with my friend Robert and we walked through Busey Woods all night years ago. We walked and talked about crazy nonsense from dusk till dawn. We never saw any ghosts. Although I think that the ghosts were probably a little afraid of Robert. Thats where some people go when they die. They go to a room with no exit and Robert explains the world to them. Welcome to hell.

Then There is my good friend Matt. Matt has been a #1 pimp homey for a long time now. I used to stay the night at his house and drink his Coca Cola all the time. Matt's house is fucking haunted! A friend of ours swears he saw a girls spirit in the bathroom mirror. Matt's house has a family room which used to be an attached garage. We all hung out in there mainly and played music, watched TV or whatever. His bathroom is through the living room and down a hall. Late at night when you had to take a leak there was nothing I dreaded more than making my way to that bathroom. I am sure that I am not alone in this but it felt like a thousand eyes were watching you. It always felt cold, and I don't mean the thermostat was set low, it's a different kind of cold. Matt was into all sorts of strange esoteric religions and the Necronomicon at the time. They did incantations which were supposed to release spirits and shit. One night they were fucking around with an Ouija Board and this plastic light cover came crashing down from the ceiling and smashed up his guitar. Another time they were doing some spells of some kind of strange shadowy figure appeared and kept watching them all night. Eventually it went away or disappeared.

More recently my ex-girlfriend and I were at a abandoned mental institution in Ashmore, Illinois called Ashmore Estates. Ashmore is now an attraction which has a haunted house on Halloween and a few sleep-overs for the brave souls(fucking idiots) a few times per year. The owner decided to cash in on the legends of that place. Tracy and I broke in. This was long before it was open to the public. we explored the place and let me tell you it was fucking scary! Graffiti everywhere, old beds, padded rooms & bed straps were just a small example of the decorations. We went down in to the basement and heard someone footsteps on the main level. My first thought was that it was a cop so we went silent. The footsteps kept shifting from one side of the room to the next and we couldn't tell where they were coming from. Eventually we decided we needed to get out of there. We slipped out and I looked down the hallway and there was nothing there. Anyone who would have been there would've noticed my car parked right out front. I still don't know what it was but I know it scared the shit out of me.

Share your ghost stories if you'd like in the comments.

Monday, July 21, 2008

SLAYER!!!!!!



SLAYER rules ...

Firefly

I just finished watching the great yet short lived sci-fi series, Firefly. It is a truly amazing with its great actors and writing. It's a shame that they didn't continue on with it. I need to still check out Serenity though. While Firefly was incredible I still think that Enterprise was a tad better. Maybe because the series lasted nearly four seasons and it had more time to develop the characters. Firefly borrowed some of its content from Star Wars as well. Captain Reynolds was clearly mapped from Han Solo and the Companion was the Princess lea. Jayne was sort of the Chewbacca character and River was in a strange way the Yoda/Luke Skywalker. Nevertheless it was a great sci-fi adventure definitely worth checking out FOR FREE at hulu!!!!! If you are interested in sci-fi I also highly recommend Star Trek: Enterprise and the sci-fi channel miniseries Taken. You will not be disappointed.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Fucking Anthrax!!!!

So Long Horsies :(

FROM THE ST. LOUIS POST DISPATCH

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(St. Louis) Inbev, with their recent acquisition of Anheuser-Busch Inc. which has sent shock waves throughout St. louis and the world has recently announced the first of many changes to the corporate structure of the combined corporation now known as Anheuser-Busch Inbev.

"We've decided that the continued housing and boarding of the Clydesdale Team is far too costly to continue", said Jasper Voorhees, spokesman for Inbev which is based in Belgium. Voorhees continued, "The Clydesdale Team are a bygone symbol of Anheuser-Busch. We decided that it's time has come so we opted to cut funding and had them remanded to the County Humane Society near their home in St. Louis"

"Inbev is known for the lean running of it's business", Said Mitch Alder, Chairman of the St. Louis Business Association. "This is an outrage. First they forcibly acquire a company that is a symbol of America and then they dispose of the symbol of the company!"

The Clydesdale became a symbol of the Anheuser-Busch beer company when August A. Busch II (Gussie Busch) told his father (then current President of Anheuser Busch) that he needed to come see the new Lincoln car he had purchased. After admonishing "Gussie" that purchasing a new luxury vehicle during the depression was unwise, he came out of the brewery in St. Louis and discovered to his delight a new Studebaker Beer Wagon and a perfectly conformed Six Horse Hitch of Clydesdales. Since that time, the Budweiser Clydesdales have appeared in many of their television commercials.

"We are sure they will find a loving and permanent home. The people of the United States love and admire horses, they have long been a symbol of your country since its inception. Here in Belgium horses are loved in much the same way except, we also eat them regularly" Voorhees concluded.



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David Alan Grier and the cougar

Last night my roommate and I went to the Aladdin Theater in Portland to see comedian David Alan Grier. Opening for him was an unknown yet not unfunny comedian called Kenny Avery. While I don't remember much of his bit, I must say I will never forget the joke comparing his pot-belly to Quato from Total Recall. David Alan Grier came out and completely brought down the house. The only stand up routine I've ever seen that was better was definitely The great George Carlin. Most comedians can't hang with Carlin with the exceptions of Bill Hicks, Joe Rogan, Mark G, David Alan Grier, Sam Kinison .... I was sitting in the front row next to this 40ish maybe 50's redhead(dyed) woman. I struck up a conversation with her and Trevor seems to think she wanted to hook up with me. I can't say I wasn't getting that vibe myself. What can I say? I read both of K-Flex's books on the game ... The Mack Within and The Art of Mackin'. I got that game locked and loaded! I spit game like a spitting cobra spits deadly venom! After the show I could've offered her a drink and told Trevor, "happy trails buddy!" Instead I decided to be the responsible friend and roommate and make sure Trevor got to wherever he was going! That's How I roll, Bro's Before Ho's!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

The great Champaign ... from Champaign!



Pauli Carman is one of the greatest overlooked R & B singers from the 80s and 90s. Anyone from Champaign-Urbana should make sure you see and support Pauli Carman and his band at the Urbana Sweet Corn Festival this August!

Attention: Assholes ....

Traffic on I-5 North is usually a cluster about 3pm-6pm. So when you jerk-offs are traveling home after your workday please try and remember this ...

Next one of you shit-for-brains motherfuckers that decides to use the exit only lane for I-405 as a way to pass EVERYONE instead of waiting patiently to be let in is going to feel the wrath of my 80,000 lbs. of anger otherwise known as Bud Light Truck!!! You cocksuckers do it every fucking day and I hate you all. You should be thankful my truck isn't equipped with a fucking turret and a scope because I'd pick every one of you turdburglers off one by shitty one.

YOU are the reason that traffic on I-5 sucks! Instead of merging like civilized people you feel that have to use any diabolical, cockamamie way ever imagined to get at the head of the line. Do you realize that when you do that you are creating a perfect shitstorm of traffic? Traffic is already trying to let the responsible drivers (who merge properly) in. This slows down things enough, but NOOOOOO... You have to travel up the I-405 lane and then sometimes on the shoulder to get all the way to the Swan Island exit! After that, you merge over back on to I-5 and REALLY fuck shit up. I hate you all I wish your cars would explode. Maybe even with you in them, I'm not sure. I haven't decided if I hate you that much yet.

Take heed ye sons and daughters of whores, (censored by Hortanium!) and (censored by Hortanium!) are on a seek and destroy mission...

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

WHAT THE SHIT??!

Animal-Human Hybrid "Chimeras"

Science is just crossing a line that shouldn't be crossed. How is this research any better than what was done by Josef Mengele? Strange times we live in.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Ewwww...

three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms

When a desperate trailer park whore just wont cut the mustard ...

Inbev Buys A-B!!

Inbev Buys A-B!!

Inbev Buys A-B!!
Inbev Buys A-B!!

"This country is finished" - George Carlin (from a recent interview with Keith Olberman)

"Guess which employees are going to be the first to get the boot? The Clydesdales, they are going to take their asses to the pound." - Ari Roberts (Ninja)

This is certainly a clear sign that our economy is in terrible shape. Belgian-Brazilian Brewer Inbev has purchased Anheuser-Busch for a mere 55 Billions dollars. It's a bargain for Inbev. One Dollar is currently worth 62 cents of one Euro. So in todays exchange value Inbev purchased Budweiser for 34.1 Billion.

While people were concerned about real or imagined terrorist threats and rumors of war from countries that may or may not be a threat a great American institution is taken over without one shot being fired. I don't get all teary eyed about symbols of patriotism although I do think that this buy out is disturbing. It's comparable to the sinking of the Titanic ... Budweiser has spent its entire history marketing itself as America's Beer for the patriotic blue or white collar working man. Then after all these years only to be quickly and rather easily taken over by a foreign owned company. The Titanic was 'unsinkable' and it ended up creating a bunch of human popsicles floating in the brisk North Atlantic Ocean. Maybe that analogy isn't the greatest ...

As a A-B employee I am extremely curious of what kinds of changes we will see in the coming years. The distributor I work for already distributes Inbev products so we wont have to endure that sudden change. I predict that the new Inbev board will change the A-B Product born on date time limits. Currently, the allowable shelf life for package beer is 110 days from the born on date, 50 days for draft beer and 365 days for FAB (Flavored Alcohol Beverage). Most Inbev products have a 365 day shelf life so I think it's only a matter of time before they extend the shelf life. Inbev will also expand Budweiser in emerging foreign markets. But I think that might just compensate for the loss of revenue they will experience in the United States. There are many Deliverance type folks that will be upset from this and might abandon the brand. Only time will tell.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac recently appeared at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. The audience didn't appreciate his jokes. One of the jokes went something like this ... My little boy came up to me and said, "Dad, whats the difference between a hypothetical questions and a realistic question?" I told the boy, "I'm not sure but go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd make love to the mailman for $50,000."

A person in the audience heckled him and said, "Thats not funny! Bring on Barack!"

I just have to say to that ... Sir, you are wrong! That joke is fucking hilarious! You're a dumbass and fuck off.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

My Pet Goat

The life of a United States President is, by nature, very transparent. Between scheduled meetings, press conferences, Vacations and golf games, a U.S. President is under the eye of public scrutiny for most of their term in office. Today I was watching a documentary entitled "9/11 Chronicles: Truth Rising" by documentary film maker Alex Jones. In it he showed the widely shown clip of President Bush reading the book, My Pet Goat to a bunch of kids in a classroom. I thought to myself today that this has got to be one of the most cliche' alibis. For example: Mr. Smith, what were your whereabouts and what were you doing when the man your wife has been having an affair with was found with a Columbian Necktie ? Ahhhh.. I was sitting in a classroom reading a children's book to third graders! I have 31 witnesses including the teacher! All the while the man hired a hitman to rip the adulterous man's tongue through his throat. I Just think that it is funny that the orches-traitors of 9/11 would have Bush doing that at the moment of the attacks. Since then, when was the last time he has read to school children or served food in a soup kitchen? Bush is the focal point of many 9/11 truthers disgust. I think it's important to remember that there are many cogs in the great wheel. Bush is really just the face of the operation.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Skateboard Fights Back!!!


Extreme videos

Drivers in Portland!

To preface this entire rant I must first point out that I am a professional driver. The order goes something like this...

1) God
2) Stunt Driver (drifting, drag racing, etc)
3) Nascar or Indycar Driver
4) Class-A CDL Drivers (Me)
5) Non Class-A CDL Delivery Drivers
6) A Kid Operating a Powerwheel
7) A Small Child Playing With A Toy Car
8) A Crackhead Driving A Car Without A License
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456,265,127, 033) Your Average Class-C Portland Area Driver

For the love of God people! What the fuck do you call this shit you do? It's incredible...
First thing I must bitch about is the crosswalk laws! This is retarded, nothing less. It's stupid because I think it has the potential to cause car crashes, pedestrian injuries and deaths. Countless times when I've stopped for a pedestrian using the crosswalk, the person in the lane next to me (going the same direction as me) will not stop and nearly kill the pedestrian. You can't blame the pedestrian for this and it's even hard to blame the driver because no one can see anything! I'm from Illinois and there, if you walk out into the street with oncoming traffic they'll just run you over. As well they should! People need to have more respect for these 5000 lbs. chunks of rubber, steel and plastic barreling down the street with idiots at the controls. A girl I once knew, Jocelyn Latka, was hit and killed near 39th and Taylor street. Now Jocelyn was no idiot, she was actually really bright. Sometimes I wonder if she crossed the street thinking the truck wouldn't proceed until she was across? We'll never know because shes dead. We must stop this ensuing bloodbath and changes the pedestrian crosswalk laws.

Another issue with Portland drivers I have is this... You Motherfuckers are too damned cautious!
I've said for a long time that overly cautious drivers cause far more wrecks than a normal cautious or even a lower than normal cautious driver. Of course you dumbshits aren't cautious enough to watch out for people who might peek their heads around a crosswalk! That's the one exception to the rule. Otherwise you slow to a pathetic crawl if it starts to sprinkle outside. I have no idea what thats about since It rains 364 days a year in Portland. You'd think you'd learn how to drive in the rain. And god forbid it snows! I've never seen such a collection of piss-ants in my life! Pull over and chain up if you need to.

I have no idea what this is about but I do know if makes me crazy. Why do some people stop 500 feet behind the car in front of them at a red light? Do you have no depth perception? It takes a special kind of asshole to do this. In times like this it would be nice to be driving a Monster Truck instead of a beer truck. Please people, it makes you look really stupid and it makes you look like an pretentious asshole. Kind of like these people who park their cars in a parking lot and park horizontally in a vertical parking spot. Every time I see that I pray with all my heart to god that a shopping cart would come down out of heaven and put a huge dent right in the car door.

Portland drivers just need to re-study the basic rules of the road. I see people who are going straight through a green light but stop to let the person making a left turn go. All the while they are preventing the normal flow of traffic. STOP IT!!!!

Finally I need to say to everyone... When I am making a turn in my semi and it appears that my tractor is going to ram your car because I swung out so far in the intersection... don
t worry! I AM NOT GOING TO HIT YOU... I have to swing out and make wide turns to give my trailer enough room to clear the curb and not take out any light posts or pedestrians. So quit getting that horrified look on your faces. If I did fuck up and hit your car it wouldn't kill you anyway. I am only going maybe 7 mph tops. You would get a new or fixed car and probably alot of money if that happened so you should hope I hit you... Quit driving so nice, watch out for pedestrians, Drive with a normal amount of caution and do it aggressively, pull up all the way at an intersection and stay out of my way!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Andre Eggletion explains why the United States is doomed.

Patriot Andre Eggletion on Coast to Coast AM with Rollye James explains why the economy of the United States is in dire trouble - PART HANA




PART DUL




PART SET




PART NET


Delivering Beer In Portland, Oregon

Really REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!!