It seems that the young evangelicals are even more stupid and insipid than I once thought. For some reason they cannot see the potential disaster of John Mccain and Sarah Palin assuming the command of the United States. We must work to reeducate these morons or face certain doom. Do I have to begrudgingly vote for Barack Obama after all? To do my part to battle these fundamental christian fucktards? We'll see.
Read this, Unbelievable!
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Yes, you do have to vote for Barack Obama, even if you do it begrudgingly.
Also, if my telling you that you have to vote for Obama makes you less likely to do so (e.g., to maintain some internal sense of independence), consider that if you tell a fucktard which way they have to vote, you'll likely have the same reverse psychological effect on them.
I rather think effort is better spent trying to persuade swing voters, since your average fucktard
1) is incapable of following a logical argument, and
2) is unwilling to change positions on any subject, for fear of being seen as a weak and vacillating "flip-flopper."
I think swing voters might still be susceptible to (1), but by definition they are easily swayed from one candidate to another.
Also, playing devil's advocate for a second, I think the "fucktards" in question here are social conservatives who latched onto Sarah Palin because she agrees strongly with them on their three favorite issues: abortion, abortion, and abortion. I find that people generally connect with a politician who strongly shares one or two of their deeply-held beliefs, but not one who merely agrees with them on most issues.
For example, you know that Cynthia McKinney, whom you recently championed, is in favor of an independent investigation of 9/11. What else do you know about her?
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