David Alan Grier and the cougar

Last night my roommate and I went to the Aladdin Theater in Portland to see comedian David Alan Grier. Opening for him was an unknown yet not unfunny comedian called Kenny Avery. While I don't remember much of his bit, I must say I will never forget the joke comparing his pot-belly to Quato from Total Recall. David Alan Grier came out and completely brought down the house. The only stand up routine I've ever seen that was better was definitely The great George Carlin. Most comedians can't hang with Carlin with the exceptions of Bill Hicks, Joe Rogan, Mark G, David Alan Grier, Sam Kinison .... I was sitting in the front row next to this 40ish maybe 50's redhead(dyed) woman. I struck up a conversation with her and Trevor seems to think she wanted to hook up with me. I can't say I wasn't getting that vibe myself. What can I say? I read both of K-Flex's books on the game ... The Mack Within and The Art of Mackin'. I got that game locked and loaded! I spit game like a spitting cobra spits deadly venom! After the show I could've offered her a drink and told Trevor, "happy trails buddy!" Instead I decided to be the responsible friend and roommate and make sure Trevor got to wherever he was going! That's How I roll, Bro's Before Ho's!