Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The DB Cooper mystery continues...

DB Cooper, the 70's era airline hijacker who got away with $200k and pulled off the coolest fucking heist ever is in the headlines again. A man who lived in Depoe Bay on the Oregon Coast apparently confessed the crime to his two sons years ago with instructions that it not be revealed until after he had died. The article also alleges that the man also gave his two sons keys to a safe deposit box in Vancouver, British Columbia where the ransom money is hidden. Here is a composite FBI sketch alongside a picture of the man who claims to be DB Cooper -


DB cooper?


If it is revealed that this man is, in fact DB cooper, might I suggest exhuming the body and performing a thorough examination of this man's testicles? I just have to know if they are indeed made of fucking steel like I suspect!

Check out the KATU article here

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